The time has come

My fellow Americans, the time has come to stand up for what is right and remove from power a man who has controlled his country with an iron fist for nearly a decade. This man controls a vast cache of weapons of mass destruction, and has misused his power to invade foreign, sovereign nations with no legitimate justification other than his extreme religious beliefs. This man has, once again, affirmed his support of torture, in defiance of international condemnation. Fellow citizens, it is time for regime change.

Actually, now that I think about it, the official time for regime change is November 4, 2008, when the President will finally be replaced. Have a great day.